Holy Shit - Its a Dinosaur

Eat your heart out Jurassic Park - I've got a bone fide fucking tyrannosaurus Rex living in my house - as witnessed by this photographic evidence! Sure some of you fucktards will claim that this dinosaur isn't real. Well to that I say - bah!

Australian Country Border Security

This ad by Toyota is utterly fantastic! A must watch.

Not So Merry Christmas

What is the deal with Christmas? Every January I see all these poor sloths come back from their christmas break and they dead set look like either that sat on a bicycle with no seat or their dog died (or perhaps both concurrently). So much for Christmas being the happiest time of the year.



I for one don't see why these crybabies are so sad.

• For starters - you get time off work. In what sick demented parallel universe could that be considered bad
  
  



• You get to eat copious amounts of food - especially meat. Bring on ye olde roast meats. Sure you might stack some pounds on, but what the hell. I'm sure jeebus wants us to eat lots of dead animals.
  
  



• Traffic is awesome - if you do have to go to work, its 100 times faster. Because all those stupid kids are at home bugging the shit out of their parents and not being ferried to school by soccer mums who apparently never really were able to get a grasp around the whole driving thang.
  
  



• You get presents. Need I say more. Better still, you can buy yourself shit like a big screen TV and claim it came from a jolly fat man in a red suit. Because lets face it - everyone else buys you crap anyway.
  
  

So buck up you crazy fuckers - and be happy, merry, or whatever the hell does it for you.

Shit, Where did 2009 go?

Fancy that - 2009 has come and gone. I almost managed to go an entire year without a post on here. Nice!
Ah well, when you don't have shit to say, you don't have shit to say. Kind of like this post I guess.

2010 is looking very promising with lots of new projects and things going on.

And who knows - maybe I will actually post some more this year.